Funny Acronyms - that make Sense
80GIRL - Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Lifeform
Funny Acronyms - to make you Smile
Acronyms are usually formed by using the initial of each word in a group, such as from :North AtlanticTreaty Orgnaization we derive the acronym NATO. I find it relaxing to spend some time creating funny acronyms just for fun, obviously.
However, the list below is populated by 'reverse acronyms', I call them. They are fun to think about and build, because we start with the acronym by supposing that each word IS the acronym and we try to bring out a meaning of some sort, Thesaurus style - sometimes funny and often far-fetched. Actually the 'reverse acronym' is not a meaning but rather an 'association', a group of words that may make you think of the word. A 'CAT' is a "Crawl Attack Tactician". The 'association' is important because it would not be interesting at all just to say that CAT stands for "Category And Type", for example.
Can you build an Acronym? Can you out-do me, perhaps? I'm sure that you can. Build 5 'sensible' acronyms of your own and enter a Competition to win a Great Prize. I will also be pleased to include them in my webpage about acronyms too if I like them.
http://www.gozo-malta-reality-tour.com/Gozo-competition.html
I am also adding new ones here from time to time putting the newest at the Top.
NAKED........ No Attire Keep Eyes Diverted
YAHOO ........Yields Answers Hot On Order
ASS ............. Animal Strictly Speaking
BOY .............Budding-Out Youth
STAIRS ....... Steps To Access Inevitably Raised Structures
MAN ..............Muscle-Activated Nonentity (Gentlemen, pl excuse here)
WOMAN ........Watcher Over Man's Absurd Notions
GIRL ..............Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Life-form (Like Calypso above)
FAMILY ..........Father and Mum Interacting Lovingly Year-long
RUG ...............Rough Underfoot Groundsheet
DOG............... Dutifully On Guard
CAT ................Crawl Attack Tactician
TOTAL ............Tot Overall Through A List
SIGN .............. .Sure Indicator Generally Noticed
GULP ...............Guttural Utterance Loosely Proclaimed
GUITAR ............Greatly Used Instrument That Adds Rhythm
VIRGIN ............. Very Intensely Regulated Girl Is Normal
BRA ................. Bosom Regulating Accessory
BOOK .............. Brainy Object Of Knowledge
ART ............... Appealing Resultant Talent
CRIME .............Chaos Resulting In Murder, Excetera
BEE ............... Buzzing Energetic Extractor
BEAVER ..........Bustling Eager Amphibian Voraciously Enjoying Rivers
MALTA ........... Most Attractive Locality To Access
GOZO............. God's Own Zone Obviously
PIANO ............. Pleasing Inclusion At Nightspots Occasionally
NURSE............. Noted Under Registered Services Employees
NOSE .............. Noble Outwardly Significant Extention
ATTARD ...........Artistic,Talented,Thrustworthy And Really Dynamic (That's me folks)
POLICE ........... Public Officers Lawfully Influencing Crime Expansion
SCULPTURE... Stone, Clay Used Labouriously Primarily To Unfold Realistic Expression
OASIS............. Only Available Source In Sahara
HOTEL............ Hosting Of Temporary Expatriate Lodgers
HALO...............Heavenly Awesome Light Over_head (of a Saint in a Painting)
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Acronyms Contributed by Readers:
BIBLE ............... Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth (by araah 26/3/2010)
SING .............. Silence Is Now Gone (by Jesse Chang 9/9/10)
CRASH............ Car Raced And Slammed Here (by Heuchera 14/9/10)
ONE..................Only Non-divisible Everything (by psychlist)
HAPPY............. Hearing And Perceiving Perfection Yourself (by psychlist)
BING................. But It's Not Google ( by Thirumalesh)
CHEVY..............Can Hear Every Valve Yell ( by Thirumalesh)
DIARY...............Darling I'll Always Remember You ( by Thirumalesh)
LOVE................ Lots Of Vibrant Energy ( by Thirumalesh)
ARMY.................Ain't a Real Marine Yet ( by Thirumalesh)
WWW..................World Wide Wait ( by Thirumalesh)
DOS...................Defunct Operating System ( by Thirumalesh)
MATH................Mind Aching Terrible Homework (by Ambrey)
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BIBLE-Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
LOL! Keep on, I think there's more you can think of.
LOL these are great!
Here is a cool one
M.A.S.H
Medical Aid for Sick Hippies
Hunter365 - you have included the word 'for' in your meaning. Furthermore as far as I know MASH stands for pulp or puree, like mashed vegetables and fruit. Your meaning does not associate with the word Mash. Try to fix it or make a new one. Thank you kindly for your participation.
Run
Adolescents
Priest
Entering
SHITE.
System
Has
Intermittent
Terminal
Errors
Thank you for your contributions. Tobes: I do not understand your Acronym. I have developed one of your suggested words: Priest.
Peter Gormley: Your Acronym is quite good, but better not to include such words, if you know what I mean.
How about these 2?
FISH: Finned Individual Swimming Hastily.
PRIEST: Person Representing In Earnest Saintly Traditions.
SCULPTURE: Stone,Clay Used Labouriously Possibly Totally Unappreciated or Portraying The Usual R..... E....
(to be edited by Newhorizons)
Tobes's comment wasn't a suggestion for acronyms. He was giving you the acronym: R.A.P.E
Ok Conor. I see Tobes's version now, the @Rape@ acronym. Quite near the mark.
LOVE
L - License
O - Of
V - Virgin
E - Extermination
Hi Someone: I do not like the word 'extermination'. It is sadistic and cruel. Love is quite the oppostite of how you visualise it. Think of something postive and nice.
Sing- Silence is now gone
Jesse Chang, that was a good try. I'll post it in the hub. You shd try another one................
Car Raced. Auto Slammed Here.
Heuchera, I do not understand this. Oh yes, I do. It's really good.. you mean CRASH. I'm posting this with a little editing. Well done.
lol very funny. I likes it. When i get new one I will provide here.
hi TopUniverse. Yes please do. I'm adding two new ones myself.
It's not original, but GRITS has been said to mean Girls Raised In The South. It relates to Southern women in the sense that they are often mentally tough and have grit.
Only Non-divisible Everything -- ONE (There *is* only one everything, after all :)
HAPPY -- Hearing And Perceiving Perfection Yourself
Interesting topic, NewHorizons.
Hi Psychlist, I love them and will include them later. Cheers.
1. AMC -All Makes Combined
2. AIDS - Additional Income for Dependant
3. AMC -A Major Cost
4. BEER - Bothersome Employer Elimination
5. BING - But It's Not Google
6. BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer
7. BITCH - Babe In Total Control of Herse
8. CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
9. CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell
10. BMW - Bring My Wheelchair
11. CHINA - Come Home I Need Affection
12. CRST - Can't Read Simple Text
13. DIARY - Darling I Always Remember You
14. DIGBY - Did I Go Broke Yet
15. DRS - Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
16. GOOGLE - General Oblivion and Omnipote
17. LOVE - Loss Of Valuable Energy
18. MBBS - Married But Beautiful Sight
19. MCT - Mexican Chicken Trucks
20. SHAFT - Special Help After Forced Term…
21. SHIT - Special High Intensity Training
22. SWIFT - Slow Wagon In Fast Traffic
23. NASCAR - Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
24. ARMY-Ain't a Real Marine Yet
25. IBM-I Blame Microsoft
26. MBA-Mediocre But Arrogant
27. PhD-Piled High and Deep
28. WWW-World Wide Wait
29. ATM-Another Technical Mistake
30. DOS-Defunct Operating System
Hi Thirumalesh,
you are the ONE. All yours? If so you must have spent a lot
of time compiling them. Well done!
I like - DOS, ATM, PHD, ARMY, LOVE, DIARY, CHEVY,BING most because they have 'association' and I will include them later. Thank you for your participation.
FUCT - Failed Under Continued Testing
Hi Virgilio. What does FUCT mean? Never heard it...
How bout this one
S.omething
W.e
A.mericans
G.ot
Happy Chtistmas NewHorizons.I like this fun hub :)
FESTIVE
Family
Eating
Social
Time
Inviting
Vivacious
Event
Enjoy your Festivities !
Ok Wearing Well. Good Attempt. Happy Christmas to you too. And to all we know:-)
MOM- Mother Of Me
Pawn shopper, It's good and I will add it. Could have made it @Mother Of Mine@
MATH
mind aching terrible homework
:D
Hi can you make an interesting definition for HALO using H.A.L.O. as an acronym? I am forming a band from that name and decided it might be cool if we used it as an acronym but we don't know what it could stand for? Could you maybe help me?
Missbee: As you know, a Halo is a kind of Diadem (headdress) put on Saint's heads in sacred paintings. Therefore as an acronym I would develop it as: Heavenly Awesome Light Over_head
But for a band perhaps something like this:
Heavenly Airs Lilting Overhead
Happy And Lively Orchestra
Hopeful And Loving Others
Cheers. Happy New Year to all
Now Ambrey :) A good one, yours. If you find Maths homework so difficult you know what you must do, don't you. Revise what you do at school that same evening and work out some extra examples. In no time at all you'll become as good as your other classmates. I know this would help you. Take care :)
NAVY - Never Again Volunteer Yourself
Hi new horizons
I was wondering if you could make an acronym for the word birthday cause its my birthday soon
Thanks !!!!@
Oh ya and I almost forgot
Adidas
All
Day
I
Dream
About
Soccer
Thanks !!!!!!
Ok Car Hunter. I like the Adidas One. See it included in my Website. And I'll think about "birthday" too and post it here if I succeed in building it :-)
Thank you for your contribution.
Acronym for BIRTHDAY requested by Car Hunter.
Born In Righteousness To Hate Devilry All Year_long
boat - bring on another thousand
CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks. which is surprisinglt true, but i lover chevrolet above all others, had to include that.
there not bad at all, i'd drive a chevy over any other vehicle on the planet. give me a ferarri, i'll sell it and buy me quite a few chevy's.
Ok. So you love Chevys most of all. In my younger days I also loved cars and I used to own a CooperS. We used to do races in the street after midnight. But in Gozo there were few cars in those days.
Adidas is. All day I dream about sports.....not soccer
Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
and
Retards
Attempting
Poetry
Great LOLLLLLL! :)
Jalapeno10. Thanks. yes, they're a jolly good time waster.
Very funny stuff. Made me smiling and laughing. Thank you for that.
Hi Ashley, I do not understand your Acronym. Please correct or explain better :-)
ADIDAS
ALL
DAY
I
DREAM
ABOUT
SEX
thanks everyone for your comments and contributions. Look for new ones on my new Website.....
I got one HATERS
H-aving
A-nger
T-owards
E-veryone
R-eaching
S-uccess
Pie is MLG. A good one. I will include it in my webpage.
SINGLE
SO
IM
NEVER
GETTING
LAID
EVER
Hi Marissa,
I love your being 'SINGLE'. Great. I will add it but in my Website...http://www.gozo-malta-reality-tour.com/acronym
LOVE.
Legs
Open
Very
Easily
PONTIAC
Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac
(no offense to anyone)
Hi Baby17, Yours are great. I'm changing Nigger to Nitwit if you don't mind. So 'no offense to anyone' for sure.
All contributions have been included in WebPage, today 5th Sept, 2011
Can i suggest a SMILE?
S - simply
M - motivated
I - in
L - love
E - etc.
Hope it makes sense,lol
COLLEGE
come
on
lets
love
each
girl
equaly
hi.. can you make more funny Acronyms for MATH...:)
OK, This one will be backwards but every army guy knows this one: USARMY
Yes
My
Retarded
Arse
Signed
Up
How about the N.A.T.O.?
- No Action Talk Only (sexual dysfunction)
- No Action Touch Only
- No Action Taste Only
- No Action Test Only
LIFE
L-ove
I-sn't
F-reakin'
E-asy
well life is about love. LOL
M.entally
E.xasperate
N.onentity
BMW-Be My Wife
NATO stands for...give me funny answer...
H-Having
A-Anger
T-Toward
E-Everyone
R-Reaching
S-Success
Math
M-mental
A-abuse
T-to
H-humans
TOYOTA
T-Those
O-Old
Y-Yankees
O-Overprice
T-This
A-Automobile
WHY GAY PEOPLE CALL THEMSELVES BOB?
BOB
B - BEND
O - OVER
B - BUDDY!
FUN
Freely Understanding Nothing
APRIL
Abrasively Prudent Rain Intervention Lately?
HELL
Heat Entails Lives Lost
GMC
Got My Car!
GTO
Going To Overheat
JESUS
Just Entered Strongly United System
GOD
Getting Old Dude!!! (My sis's fav, lol)
or
Great Old Deity
or
Grasping Our Desires (It kind of fits, but it's not mine)
HATE
Having Always Thought Elseways
JOKE
Just Our Kind Escapade
RAIN
Reality Adjusting Interfering Noise
BLUE
Bright Like Untouched Elevations
DREAM
Dark Remnant Erantly Altering Memory
READING
Refusing Exhaustions As Directed Inside Nocturnal Grip
SCHOOL
Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
MATH
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
Stupid
S-smart
T-talented
U-unique
P-person
I-in
D-damand
your doop
They say Eniac stands for
Egyptian
Nonsense
In
America's
Country
Hi guys, I like your Acronyms... lol
ITALY
I Trust And Love You
JAPAN
Just Always Pray At Night
H alf
O f
M y
E vening
W asted
O n
R andom
K nowledge
I like this one, LMFAO. I am including it in my Website. See it there. If you can come up with 4 others, you can enter the Competition and win a Holiday in Gozo, Malta.
hey guys, what's about "MONEY"?
i have one for dessert
daily
eating
sweets
sends
everybody
really
thick
I also hae one for camera
Controlled
Aperture
Management
Equipment
Requiring
Amateurs
PAL Pretty Amazing Lady
Georgia and ElMose........Great. Why not think of 5 others and enter the Competition. See above.
I'll try to make one up......Thank you Fugis
W.O.M.E.N. Whorship Our Man's Every Need
PHD
Permanent Head Damage
FBI
Federal Boobs Investigators
TELSTRA
can I get an expansion for TELSTRA
Hello mumbojumbo, I have to find out what TELSTRA means or what it stands for, first. Look again in a couple of days. Thanks for your participation.
Nice try, Georgia.
Very nice one, lol. Hope you don't mean it though.
Hi, I like DREAM, GOD and HELL most. Thanks for your participation. Give us more. Cheers.
Hi Sam,
I like your Acronym: MATH. Thanks. Cheers.
Hi, TOYOTA is good. I would prefer 'Odd' instead of 'Old', because Odd implies that the Yankees have strange ideas, that's why they overprice the automobile. Thanks. Cheers.
HI, MATH is a good acronym. Thanks. Cheers.
Hi, I like 'HATERS'. Thanks. I am also adding it to my Webpage. Cheers.
Hi, Sorry for the delay. NATO: Not Allowed To Overhear. Hope you like it. Cheers
HI, I like BMW. Thanks.
Hi, About NATO. I like your Acronyms. How about ... Not Allowed To Overtake. Thanks. Cheers.
Hi, I'm adding this one HOMEWORK to my Website. Thanks. Cheers.
Hi, Sorry for the Delay but I've now added your SINGLE to my WebPage about Acronyms. Thanks.
FORD
F- found
O- on
R- road
D- dead
Social
Arrangement
Turned
Up?
Reality
Doesn't
Achieve
Yes
Sort or makes sense... :)
My Own Natural Energy Yield
Sam (my name)Stupid A!# Mutha
ROBOT
Relief
of
Bordom
of
Teenagers
(actually exists in England)
Good try: GetitGetit,Liquidtoxcity,Hunkyman,Sam and Anonymous.
SAM ...... S-erious A-nd M-ethodical, S-tandard A-merican M-an.
Finials: freak i never actually learned this shiz
ford: found on road dead ( back wards driver returns on foot)
Pms : pissed at men or pissed at mom
How about,
WIFE
Washing
Ironing
Folding
Etc
FIAT
Fix
It
Again
Tony
An Australian car manufacturer, HOLDEN: Has Only Loser Drivers Entertained, Normally
TOTAL = Turns Out That All's Lost
How about a recursive acronym, where the first word is the word itself:
OPTUS: Perpetually Tardy, Usual Service
Optus is a phone company in Australia, like Telstra. Here's a recursive acronym for them:
TELSTRA - Ever Looming Service Takedowns, Randomly Available
NewHorizons Hub Author 2 years ago
Police: Public Officers Lawfully Influencing Crime Expansion
By myself. Will add or edit later.